Today I share some great women’s quotes. Some will make you think (a little) . Most will make you laugh. Have a great weekend!
“Thirty-five is when you finally get your head together and your body starts falling apart.”
Caryn Leschen
“Every time I close the door on reality it comes in through the windows.”
Jennifer Unlimited
“I’m not going to vacuum ’til Sears makes one you can ride on.”
Roseanne Barr
“Inside every older person is a younger person — wondering what the hell happened.”
Cora Harvey Armstrong
“I refuse to think of them as chin hairs. I think of them as stray eyebrows.”
Janette Barber
“My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being, hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint.”
Erma Bombeck
“The phrase “working mother” is redundant.”
Jane Sellman
Great quotes. I could get lost reading profound statements of others. Somehow when I try to be quick and witty it doesn’t work!
P.S. Just curious…does anyone buy you coffee?? It is a cute idea.